| Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991) Dir: Mark Pirro Cast: Bea Lindoren, Rachel Latt, Braddon Mendelson, Forrest J. Ackerman Not Rated, Approx: 90 Minutes Pirromount DVD |
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| "They'll eat you bare...naked!" |
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| An absolutely absurd film that's more fun than a troupe of naked zombies... |
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| Mark Pirro strikes again with a movie that is even more stupid than A Polish Vampire in Burbank! Of course, if you're a fan of Pirro's work this is probably good news. Nudist Colony shows a heavy influence from Rocky Horror and Michael Jackson's Thriller especially. Pirro never lets 2 consecutive minutes pass without a crude lowbrow joke...and to tell you the truth I would have been disappointed if he did. Pirro is a filmmaker that I've come to have certain expectations from, and so far I've never been disappointed [unlike...say, Wes Craven for example (I wonder if that's the first time Craven and Pirro's work has been compared?)]. |
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| The film concerns a group of religious zealots that seek a court order to close down a local nudist camp. Instead of giving up the camp the nudists all take a pact to commit a group suicide...and before you can say cliché teenagers, a group of them are sent to the camp on a religious retreat. The counselors don't tell them of the grizzly suicide that took place five years ago, or that every year a group of people that have gone since are found massacred (accidents, they say). |
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| Well, after some of Pirro's standard delightfully offensive comedy the mayhem ensues. The bulk of the camp is slaughtered in an over the top fashion (with some surprisingly good effects along the way). In the midst of it all are some catchy songs. The songs run the gamut (much like the movie itself) from hilarious to just too stupid for their own good...but what do you expect, Pirro himself wrote all the lyrics! |
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| Surprisingly enough, considering the title, there is a considerable lack of nudity! What little there is, is confined to the beginning and slightly at the end. If you're anything like me (you find typical looking girls from the 80s, big hair and all, extremely attractive) then you might be a little let down. This is a small gripe though in an otherwise tremendously fun movie. Pirro knows how clichéd his characters are and plays that up for the full effect. The smiling black man during the Inky Dinky Doo Da Morning song had me laughing until my eyes watered! The same can be said for Juan Tu (he's half Mexican and half Japanese) and the rapping park ranger. |
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| While this one doesn't hold up for me quite as well as Polish Vampire I still recommend it wholeheartedly to anyone who enjoys this kind of moronic humor. In some ways this one even predates Matt Stone's brilliant (yes, brilliant!) Cannibal! The Musical with some of the characters and some of the song stylings are similar. I would in no way call Cannibal! a ripoff (in many ways it's stronger as a complete package) but the similarities are still worth making note of. So if you can manage it, sit down, check any intellectual criticism (and possibly a few brain cells) at the door and have a good time! |
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| Be sure to check out Mark Pirro's website for more information and ordering! He's got a few features hitting dvd this summer, I know I can't wait! |
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| 4 rapping stereotypes out of 5! review by Dr. Spector 2.9.02 |
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