| Blood Shack (1971) Dir: Ray Dennis Steckler Cast: Carolyn Brandt, Ron Haydock, Laurel Spring Not Rated, Approx: 70 Minutes Media Blasters DVD |
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| aka The Chooper Curse of the Evil Spirit |
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| Journey once again into Ray Dennis Steckler territory for this terrifying tale of 'The Chooper!' |
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| The old video box for Blood Shack fascinated me for the longest time. The picture on the back showed a naked girl laying face down in an empty room with a tiny knife sticking out of her back. For one reason or another, it took me a really, really long time to actually sit down and watch this one. Well, it turns out that the aforementioned still is nowhere to be found in the entire film! It should also be noted that the film only delivers on slightly over half of the titles promise - there's very little blood throughout, but there is plenty of the shack to go around. |
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| There is so much wrong with Blood Shack that sometimes I have a hard time explaining why I love the film so much. To begin with, it's so incompetently made and unscary that I almost cringe in embarrasment as a horror fan while watching it. On the other hand, I'm continually drawn to it, and have such a good time with every viewing. Director Ray Dennis Steckler has a childlike sense (or naivety) regarding story telling and old fashioned myths. |
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| We open with Steckler regular (and come to find out, ex-wife) Carolyn Brandt giving us all the exposition we need to know (and some we don't need to know) in the form of a voice over. It turns out that she's a former b-movie star who's just inherited an old shack that's possibly haunted by an ancient Indian spirit known as The Chooper. |
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| Once seen, The Chooper is hard to shake... |
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| Steckler takes a break from the main story line for a bit to establish that our lead baddie is infact deadly (and silly looking). A trio of dimwitted young folks swing by the blood shack, but are chased off by one of the locals who warns them to beware the Chooper. Well, the tough chick of the group doesn't scare so easily, she decides to spend the night in Chooperville. After stripping down to her underwear in a filthy room, she is chased throughout the Chooper estate by one of the most charming villains in films history. No, the Chooper isn't particularly scary or anything like that, but he warms your heart with his pathetic snarling and his hilarious Chooper shuffle as he chases his victims down with his arms fully extended and wielding a long sword. I feel I should also mention that the Chooper isn't exactly robed in the most threatening attire either. He seems partial to a tight black jumpsuit complete with extra tight hood. If this guy doesn't give you a few sleepless nights, than I don't know what will. |
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Anyway, enough of my gushing Chooper-luv for now. As we return to the story we find that Carolyn has befriended the local who warns everyone about the Chooper and two young kids he seems to spend an awful lot of time watching. We learn that there's yet another local that wants to buy Carolyn's land from her because of an underground spring that it sits on. As things really start to heat up between these three, Steckler decides to break away from the story once again, this time for a much more pointless excursion - an unbelievably long rodeo! |
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| An incredible way to pad the running time... |
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| While the previous breakaway scene at least served the purpose of establishing the Chooper as a violent fellow, this rodeo scene serves absolutely no purpose but to pad the mercifully short running time. This one really is a tough scene to keep awake through. If you do manage though, you're rewarded with some more Chooper related carnage that's even better than before. You'll marvel as the Chooper launches himself recklessly off of the roof of the Blood Shack upon an unsuspecting victim. You'll shudder as he does something else to some other guy who comes looking for that girl in her underwear from the beginning of the film. |
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| Maybe I've been a little too cynical for my own good here with the Chooper. If you have a taste for really low grade funny looking killers, you'll get your money's worth from here on out. The climax is good fun, if not a tad predictable (given the low number of suspects). We find out what the deal with the Chooper is and how the survivors are going to try and piece their shattered lives back together. Well, you don't really find out a whole lot, but there is a lot of fun to be had in the process. The Chooper is seen in action in longer shots and in broad daylight, and the results certainly live up to everything the movie has promised so far. Like I said, I hope I don't come across too hard on Blood Shack, I really do enjoy this movie thoroughly. |
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| In further evidence that every single movie has the chance for a great special edition, Media Blasters has released Blood Shack through their Shriek Show line. The disc features a good looking new transfer (1.85:1, enhanced for 16X9 TVs), some interviews with Steckler and Brandt, a photo gallery, some other Shriek Show trailers, an alternate cut of the film titled The Chooper, and two commentary tracks. The commentary tracks here really shine. Steckler's is somewhat interesting and nostalgic and would be of great interest to fans of his work. The other commentary though, would be one of my favorite tracks ever. Drive In Film Critic Joe Bob Briggs provides an excellent running dialogue that's both hilarious and informative. I don't think I could ever do justice to his commentary tracks in such a small space, all I can do is give my wholehearted recommendation! |
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| For more information, check out raydennissteckler.com and joebobbriggs.com! |
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| I give this one 3 and 1/2 ancient indian choopers out of 5 Review by Dr. Spector 10.28.04 |
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